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my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

(Source: queenbradbury)


one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds



*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives)


I want you. 
I want to kiss you.
To hug you.
To see your smile.
To hold your hand.
To never leave your side.
I want it all with you.


movie idea: action movie. the first 20 minutes centre around a Bond-esque male spy who is sent to seduce, sleep with, and kill an enemy female agent. she outwits him and kills him herself. the movie then switches perspective to focus on her, and she goes through his “hit list” of female spies to assemble an elite team of deadly female assassins. at some point, there is a montage set to “toxic”.