Ignore the worlds worst name, and I apologise in advance for the mess. Basically post anything which appeals to me so if you like, why not follow. Also make sure you follow phoebsicle because she's blooming amazing. :D
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds
movie idea: action movie. the first 20 minutes centre around a Bond-esque male spy who is sent to seduce, sleep with, and kill an enemy female agent. she outwits him and kills him herself. the movie then switches perspective to focus on her, and she goes through his “hit list” of female spies to assemble an elite team of deadly female assassins. at some point, there is a montage set to “toxic”.